There are plenty of times you would love to talk to a mistress, but cannot pick up the phone. I completely understand. Your urges are starting to become uncontrollable, but there is no real privacy. You may be at work, a few feet away from your secretary's office or at a party with friends. None of these scenarios preclude you from being horny. As a matter of fact, being around other people can up the excitement factor.

I would love to get you hot in a room with other people or while your girlfriend sleeps right next to you. The very reason that I do sexting is for guys like you. Too busy to get online or not near a computer? All you need is a smartphone and a dirty mind! Nothing gets me wetter, than knowing you're texting back to me, while I tell you the naughtiest things in chat. Are you getting a boner while reading this? See ...sexy texting does work!

For some reason, guys can be less shy when they're on a phone just pushing buttons. I call it the social media effect. I can guarantee because you are texting with me, you will get more nasty than you would on a call. Let's put that theory to the test. I'll meet you on Skype!