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Are you an introverted shy guy? Or maybe you prefer the written word. Either way, if you find you just can't conveniently get to the phone, I'm here for you. I love to connect and have a meeting of the minds in any form, be it on the phone or online. I find that sometimes, social media ironically falls short of actual helping people stay in touch and just creates a fast food version of communication . . . fast, cheap, and no real substance to satisfy.

So call me old fashioned, but I feel the pen is mightier than the sword and I greatly prefer it to newfangled texts and tweets. Let's go deeper. I want to do more than just scratch the surface but to get down into with utter abandon. Words are ripe with creating sensory euphoria. One just has to know which ones to use and when.

That's why when I write to people here or through email, I make sure to address each as though I am writing a letter. I make sure it's containing all my thoughts, desires, moods, and emotions. I want the words I weave to embrace you through the ethers of the cyber world and be a beacon that bridges us, so you can feel the strum of my seduction caressing you and transcending time and space. This titillating tapestry will both excite and sooth your senses. So what are you waiting for?! I just know you are brimming with banter and witticism that is just waiting to come out.